Hot Sauce Judicial Flavors

Contempt never tasted so good. While the actions of your lawyer may leave you in contempt and the ruling of the judge may create slanderous thoughts, the judicial melding of all natural fire products makes this sauce far from contemptuous. Apply liberally to all proceedings.

Judicial Flavors? has seized the flagrant nature of garlic and fine chilies to bring out the orator in you. Fortunately, your breath will not reek of broken promises and hidden clauses. Lawyer's Breath? may make you change your will and your pre-nuptial agreement but not your love for this sauce.

So Sue Me™ echoes through the litigious landscape of America. The Chief Shyster has created a flavor to treat this condition. This sauce expresses the inferno that rages within courtrooms and boardrooms. However, this sauce will direct one's litigious conditions towards an edible debate rather than a litigious one.

All rise was the order. Bring the salsa was the demand. With this challenge the Chief Shyster has created for those whom there is no fear of the click of cuffs, the blow of a baton, the eye watering of pepper spray or the jolt of an electrical correctional belt. This salsa provides that brief moment of flavor savoring freedom only to have that moment replaced by the confinement of ones sense to it's soaring heat. Prepare to go into custody forthwith!